CHEFTIONARY Marcha Edition

Gradwaiting Student - a supposedly graduating student who failed to graduate due to some "extracurricular" reasons.

Volleydictorian - a student who's excellence' transcends both sports(especially volleyball) and academics.

Shallowtatorian - a student that graduated with high academic excellence but has very shallow societal views and awareness.

Chuva Cum Laude - a college student that will graduate with high honors with the aids of habitual cheating.

Wagna Cum Laude - a college student that has the ability and potential to achieve academic honors but lacks passion, motivation and determination to meet the potential.

Tomasian - an alumni of ADMU(Alcohol Drinkers and Mallers University)

CHEFTIONARY College degree Edition

Cause Mythology -a vocational course especially created for hair dressers and nail dressers who has interest in studying the authenticity of the greek and roman mythology.

Creamynology - a newly organized branch of Culinary arts that focuses on the study and creations of different kinds of cream that is used in cooking and baking. This course is exclusively offered for law enforcement officers who has a wife/husband that has novice skills in cooking.

B.S. in Physical Tira Fist - a course especially created for boxers who has interest in pursuing a career in health care. This course enhances massaging skills through series of boxing related trainings and drills that includes shadow boxing, sparring and sit ups.

B.S. in Maid tech - a course especially created for maids who has interest in pursuing a career in health care. This course integrates house keeping skills with blood sample extraction.

B.S. in Nurse Sing - a course especially created for singers who has interest in pursuing a career in health care.

This course will innovate and cultivate the artistic field of nursing through new nursing interventions such as melodious auditory stimulation that is said to be therapeutic for patients with schizophrenia.