USE IT!!! Chef's Report edition

1. Use SHANGHAI in a sentence!

Chefisticated answer: "Bat lagi SHANGHAI? Adik ba siya?"

additional info: not applicable

2. Use TSUNAMI in a sentence!

Chefisticated answer: "Ang paborito kong loveteam ay KIMERALD, kasi may Kim TSUNAMI Girald pa!"

additional info: KIMERALD(Kim Chu and Gerald Anderson) is one of the hottest showbiz love-team in the Philippines.

3. Use SINULID in a sentence!

Chefisticated answer: "Pare! may banda kayo diba? SINULID Guitarist niyo? magaling bang kumanta yan?!"

additional info: not applicable

4. Use KARAYOM in a sentence!

Chefisticated answer: "Pare! mukha mo pala yan! akala ko talaga MasKARAYOM pala mukha mo! haha"

additional info: not applicable

5. Use FUKUSHIMA in a sentence!

Chefisticated answer: "Pasalamat ka nakaFUKUSHIMAma sa panonood ng MMK! kundi naamoy ka nanaman niyang amoy alak!"

additional info: not applicable

CHEFTIONARY Marcha Edition

Gradwaiting Student - a supposedly graduating student who failed to graduate due to some "extracurricular" reasons.

Volleydictorian - a student who's excellence' transcends both sports(especially volleyball) and academics.

Shallowtatorian - a student that graduated with high academic excellence but has very shallow societal views and awareness.

Chuva Cum Laude - a college student that will graduate with high honors with the aids of habitual cheating.

Wagna Cum Laude - a college student that has the ability and potential to achieve academic honors but lacks passion, motivation and determination to meet the potential.

Tomasian - an alumni of ADMU(Alcohol Drinkers and Mallers University)

CHEFTIONARY College degree Edition

Cause Mythology -a vocational course especially created for hair dressers and nail dressers who has interest in studying the authenticity of the greek and roman mythology.

Creamynology - a newly organized branch of Culinary arts that focuses on the study and creations of different kinds of cream that is used in cooking and baking. This course is exclusively offered for law enforcement officers who has a wife/husband that has novice skills in cooking.

B.S. in Physical Tira Fist - a course especially created for boxers who has interest in pursuing a career in health care. This course enhances massaging skills through series of boxing related trainings and drills that includes shadow boxing, sparring and sit ups.

B.S. in Maid tech - a course especially created for maids who has interest in pursuing a career in health care. This course integrates house keeping skills with blood sample extraction.

B.S. in Nurse Sing - a course especially created for singers who has interest in pursuing a career in health care.

This course will innovate and cultivate the artistic field of nursing through new nursing interventions such as melodious auditory stimulation that is said to be therapeutic for patients with schizophrenia.

Makabagong Kasabihan Kabanata 4

I. Ang Batang palabasa, may Utak na hasa,

II. Ang Taong tamad, sa Higaan nakababad,

III. Ang Amang pabaya, sa Problema'y marangya,

IV. Ang Asong maingay, pulutan ng mga Tambay,

V. Ang pusang Naligaw, ang labas ay Siopao

Makabagong Kasabihan Kabanata 3

I. "Ang batang Uhugin, paglaki ay Sipunin"

II. "Ang taong Mahirap, di exage kung mangarap"

III. "Ang taong Malupit, tiyak sanay Manlait"

IV. "Ang taong Mabait, walang skill Mangupit"

V. "Ang lalaking may Sabit, mailap pa sa Rabbit"

Makabagong Kasabihan Kabanata 2

I. "Matalino man ang Matsing, hilig pa rin ay Saging"

II. "Aanhin pa ang Damo, kung wala pang isang Gramo"

III. "Pag Pursigido, may Mechado"

IV. "Magbiro ka na sa Lasing, wag lang sa Pating"

V. "Kapag may Isinuksok, may Mandurukot"

Makabagong Kasabihan Kabanata 1

I. "Ang lumalakad ng matulin, mahirap habulin"

II. "Ang batang masunurin, pinaluhod sa asin" 


III. "Ang lingon ng lingon sa pinanggalingan, hindi masaya ang kinaroroonan"                                                       

IV. "Pag may Tiyaga, may Nilaga, pag may Sipag, may Pagpag"

V. "Ang batang Masungit, paglaki ay Pangit"

Makabagong Banatan Bilang 2

Girlfriend: alam mo labs! nung babaero ka pa! para kang yung Quiz ko sa Math!

Boyfriend: Bakit naman?

Girlfriend: eh kasi hirap na hirap ako noon na sagutin ka eh!

Boyfriend: eh ngayon ba labs?

Girlfriend: ngayon para ka ng kodigo ko sa Math.......

Boyfriend: kodigo? Bakit naman?

Girlfriend: kasi ikaw na ngayon ang sagot sa lahat ng problems ko eh!

Makabagong Banatan Bilang 1

Anak: Nay, Pinaglihi mo ba ko sa gaas?

Nanay: Bakit mo naman natanong yan nak?

Anak: eh kasi sa tuwing nagmamahal ang gaas tutol lagi si tatay eh! eh pag nagmamahal ako tutol din siya eh!

Nanay: ang dami mong nalalamang bata ka! tsinelasin kita jan eh!